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爸爸,我今天惹大事儿了!
大鑫鑫102月前

爸爸,我今天惹大事儿了!

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儿子:爸爸,今天惹事了,我把老师都气哭了。

爸爸:你个小兔崽子,把老师怎么了?

儿子:我上课玩吸铁石,被老师发现,没收了。

爸爸:这不算啥事啊!

儿子:但老师一拿,就吸在她的大金镯子上,当场就哭了,还跑去找校长打了一架。。。好一顿挠啊,把校长脸都挠出血了!我也不知为啥……

爸爸:好了,没事了,你去玩吧。以后拿吸铁石离你妈远点。